Tuesday, 30 June 2015

Saturday, 27 June 2015

Warrington Civic Society dullness

Warrington Guardian: Civic Society sets up new committee

News about Civic Societies (usually people of a certain generation complaining about the state of equally crumbling buildings) is usually less than interesting. This is a prime example.

Thursday, 25 June 2015

Wednesday, 24 June 2015

No elephants dullness

Bolton News: Decorative elephants removed from street

How many pictures of no elephants did the Bolton News need to illustrate no elephants? Four pictures of no elephants, that's how many.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Monday, 22 June 2015

Playground dullness

Plymouth Herald: Teenager gets stuck in child's swing

It's actually the same teenager from all the previous 'Teenager stuck in child's swing' stories we've run. They just leave her there.

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Dyb dyb dullness

Watford Observer: Scouts buy new tent

At £1,670, it's made of gold and the hides of endangered rhinos

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Saturday, 20 June 2015

Demonstration dullness

Wiltshire Times: Demonstration at Melksham and District Flower Arrangement Society

A headline that promised so much, yet delivers so little (unless you're really into flower arranging)

Thursday, 18 June 2015

Ladder fall dullness

Bolton News: Man unhurt after falling off step-ladder

FACT: I once fell off a step-ladder while painting the outside of my house. When I came to, there was a perfect painted corpse outline where I landed. Alas, I didn't have the wit to take a picture. True story, bro.

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Sheep in the road dullness

Falmouth Packet: Sheep block road

This might sound dull to you, but this cut off Cornwall from the rest of the world at a vital moment, and the pasty export industry has collapsed.

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Wonky lamp post dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Wonky lamp post in Erith

Any excuse to wheel out this king among delightfully dull websites: Street lighting in Eastbourne

Spotter's Badge: Neil