Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Hole in the ground dullness

Maidenhead Advertiser: Hole appears outside pub

10,000 points to the sub who got "Police are looking into it" into the story.

Spotter's Badge: Rob A

Monday, 23 May 2016

Duck dullness

One MK: Duck invasion reaches Tesco supermarket near  Milton Keynes

In the words of Danny Dyer: "Look at them, the arrogant little shitters"

Spotter's Badge: Adam

 Mid Devon Gazette: Ducks cross road

That's it. Ducks cross road.

Spotter's Badge: Kieran

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Traffic gridlock dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Tractor breaks down in Norfolk

You would have thought that a Norfolk-based newspaper would have had a few pictures of tractors lying around. Nope.

Spotter's Badge: Steven

Saturday, 21 May 2016

Even Elton John needs a wee dullness

Bexley News Shopper: Elton takes a wee in local pub

Nobody saw his Candle* in the wind.

* Penis

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Pig on the loose dullness

Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Pig on the loose in Fagley

Contains the immortal eye-witness account: "Seen the pig on Fagley Road other day lol"

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Friday, 20 May 2016

Missing tortoise dullness

Gloucestershire Echo: Have you seen this tortoise?

Police confirm that the search area has been widened to a massive 50 metres

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Thursday, 19 May 2016

Sunday, 15 May 2016

Street light dullness

Shropshire Star: Bin lorry knocks street light over

Lighting a candle for the people of Market Drayton. Because they'll need it until this is fixed

Spotter's Badge: Steve

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Grape mystery dullness

Plymouth Herald: Shopper find the number 38 in her grapes. What does it mean?

It means you have the number 38 in Sainsbury's Grape Bingo promotion. Play along at home if you have a Grape Bingo card.

Spotter's Badge: Ray

Friday, 13 May 2016

Paraedolia dullness

Newcastle Chronicle: 'Face' spotted in cloud over Newcastle football ground

It's poor dead Kevin Keegan looking down in despair

Oh, wait, he's not dead.

Spotter's Badge: Huw