Sunday, 1 May 2016

Saturday, 30 April 2016

Friday, 29 April 2016

Smoking tea towel dullness

Salisbury Journal: Firefighters called to smoking tea towel

And like so many of these emergencies these days, it was only vaping

Lancaster Guardian: Cheese on toast mishap


Spotter's Badge: Andy

Thursday, 28 April 2016

Sunday, 24 April 2016

Shed theft dullness (although your definition of dullness may vary)

Saffron Walden Reporter: Thieves swap tools in shed for old and broken ones

That's their story, and they're sticking to it.

And meanwhile...

The Wokingham Paper: Chainsaw and vegetables stolen from unlocked garage

Police are on the look-out for a maniac who has had his five-a-day.

Spotter's Badge: Jon, Angela

Saturday, 23 April 2016

Extremely tenuous link to Grimsby Town Football Club dullness

Grimsby Telegraph: Is Countdown's Rachel Riley a Mariners fan?

No. No she isn't.

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Thursday, 21 April 2016

Peter Andre dullness, again

Bristol Post: Pete spotted in a shop

Where are his kids? Does he no longer love them?*

*This is a lie. Pete loves his kids.