Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Monday, 15 December 2014

Crap Christmas Tree Round-Up

Wigan Today: Crap Christmas tree

Liverpool Echo: Crap Christmas tree

Manchester Evening News: Crap Christmas tree

Stamford Mercury: Crap Christmas tree

Stoke Sentinel: Crap Christmas tree

Northern Echo: Crap Christmas tree

Spotter's Badge: Len

Cow dullness

Dorset Echo: Eight cows on the road in Abbotsbury

Have you lost a specific number of cows near a large memorial to a sailor in Dorset? They are probably your cows.

Spotter's Badge: James

Sunday, 14 December 2014

Toilet sign dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Council spunks eight quid on new toilet signs

I hope they went through the proper acquisition and tendering processes before they committed to this extravagance.

Friday, 12 December 2014

Legal advice dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: How to avoid legal disputes over using your business rivals' trademarks in online advertising

Keywords: Advertising, Google, Adwords, Copyright, Intellectual Property, Legal Advice, Lamb Brooks, Waste of two minutes of my life reading this

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Squirrel dullness

Watford Observer: Squirrel runs amok at school

Top copy writing here:

Headteacher at the Southsea Avenue school, Mrs Bal-Richards, said they were monitoring the situation and the caretaker is being extra vigilant...

She said: "We will be monitoring the situation and the caretaker is being extra vigilant"

Spotter's Badge: TRT, Mike