Monday, 2 March 2015

Loud bang dullness

Bath Chronicle: Loud bangs heard in Bath

And not to be outdone...

Bournemouth Echo: Loud bangs heard in Bournemouth

Have you heard any loud bangs during the night? Call your local paper.

Spotter's Badge: Robert

Saturday, 28 February 2015

Friday, 27 February 2015

Bloody awful picture of a swan dullness

Coventry Telegraph: Swan lands on road

Great photo. It must have been going like the clappers.

Spotter's Badge: Rob R

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Hedge dullness

Henley Standard: Hedge at Wargrave Rec (scene of my famous goal for 1st Hurst Cubs against the local ne'er-do-wells) needs a bit of a trim

I'd volunteer, but - y'know - my face not welcome round those parts since my famous goal for 1st Hurst Cubs against the local ne'er-do-wells

Tuesday, 24 February 2015

Hair extension press release disguised as news

Leamington Courier: Hair extensions company gears up for growth

Racoon International is the number-one supplier of high-quality, glamorous human hair extensions to salons, session stylists and global partners.

And here's a lovely picture of a racoon. Don't have nightmares.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Monday, 23 February 2015

Sunday, 22 February 2015

PM in the pub dullness

Bucks Free Press: Cameron pops into a pub to use the toilet, buys a packet of Wotsits

Of course, there should be a law against going into a pub to use the toilet and not buying at least a swift half.

Saturday, 21 February 2015

Bus timetable chaos dullness

Keighley News: Dog sick on a bus

"The animal vomited on the 1.20pm 697 service between Keighley and Bradford. As a result, the subsequent 2.18pm 696 bus from Bradford to Keighley was cancelled because the vehicle was deemed unsuitable for passengers. Bus operator Transdev sent a replacement vehicle which restarted the route at 2.32pm on Thornton Road at Four Lane Ends" 

Spotter's Badge: Chris, Zoe