Saturday, 23 May 2015

Giant Twiglet dullness

Exeter Express and Echo: Serious shit happens in Exeter

I'd stay off the streets until the Guinness Book of Records people have been

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Friday, 22 May 2015

Town of the year dullness

Reading Post: Reading wins Thames Valley Town of the Year award

What's Slough got to do to catch a break?

"Town of the Year is presented to the management team of the town which is judged to have enhanced its town's brand, by implementing the most successful town-centre strategy."

WAKE UP IT'S OVER.

Thursday, 21 May 2015

Girl gets job dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Ronseal

Well done. Perfect dull news. But well done.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Monday, 18 May 2015

Doughnut dullness

Carmarthen Journal: Baker to stock doughnuts

Thus finally catching up with bakers all over the world.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Saturday, 16 May 2015

Tent dullness

Greenwich News Shopper: Tent blows onto railway line

"The tent may have looked like this one" --- Top work, News Shopper. Take the rest of the day off.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Friday, 15 May 2015

Thursday, 14 May 2015

Squirrel dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Squirrel eats food

I've got a squirrel in my garden that's been feasting on my fatty balls*

*not sexy slang

Tuesday, 12 May 2015

Monday, 11 May 2015

Compost dullness

Ealing Today: Free compost

Handy for planting any spare bodies you might have in the Ealing area.

Said too much.

Spotter's Badge: Chris