Monday, 27 April 2015

Park bench dullness

South Wales Argus: Park bench moved

By far the most exciting thing to have happened in Abergavenny for years.

Sunday, 26 April 2015

Saturday, 25 April 2015

Boxing dullness

Southern Daily Echo: Casino to show boxing match

"Hey, you're going to be up all night watching this - why not let us take all your money while you wait?"

Spotter's Badge: Adam

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Crisp dullness

Bournemouth Echo: Crisp looks a bit like a human skull, says man with too much time on his hands

No. No it doesn't.

Spotter's Badge: Moonbootica

Bin fire dullness

Colchester Gazette: Bin catches fire

The cause of the fire is unknown, although a passing chemist says it is almost certainly to do with the rapid oxygenation of flammable materials.

Spotter's Badge: Alice

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Didn't move house dullness

Reading Post: Man has lived in the same road for fifty years

It turns out the only reason he never moved was because somebody had tied him to the street sign.

Monday, 20 April 2015

Box factory press release disguised as news

Leamington Courier: Box factory - get this - is thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX

FACT: The only companies that are legally allowed to publish 'Thinking outside the box' press releases are funeral directors

Spotter's Badge: Rob R

Sunday, 19 April 2015

Ill-advised Ebay purchase dullness

Manchester Evening News: Woman buys something off Ebay

You and me both. I got a giant stuffed rabbit AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Saturday, 18 April 2015

Missile dullness

Lancashire Telegraph: Missile launched at house in Clitheroe

A story which promised so much, yet delivered so little.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Friday, 17 April 2015

Duck dullness

Dorset Echo: Duck spotted in garden

Local knowledge: Probably something to do with the LARGE DUCK POND just around the corner.

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

One Direction Dullness Revisted

Northampton Chronicle: Drummer from One Direction picks up his new car FROM NORTHAMPTON

How could he? How could he at a time when we're all crying about Zayn?

Here he is in the Chronicle buying the car. Hopefully there'll be full coverage when he brings it in for its first service.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

Facebook page dullness

Bournemouth Echo: Ringwood Town Council gets Facebook page, still scared of Twitter

Home of the longest continuous traffic jam in the world, now in its 17th year

There's only one Facebook page that counts: OURS