Monday, 29 September 2014

Saturday, 27 September 2014

Even more Henley-on-Thames dullness

Henley Standard: Drains audit

Henley Standard: Vane replaced

Oh, how they must yearn for those helter-skelter days when Boris was their MP.

Friday, 26 September 2014

Village pump dullness

Rye and Battle Observer: Pump tidied up a bit

The state of the weeding is SHOCKING

Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black

UFO dullness

Fenland Citizen: Photo proves UFOs exist

If by "UFO" you actually mean "the setting sun", then you're spot on.

Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black

Thursday, 25 September 2014

TOWIE lookalike dullness

Bolton News: Teenager claims he looks like Joey Essex

Not a great claim to fame, if we're being honest

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Missing person dullness

Halesowen News: Missing man not missing at all

In fact, he came back from a walk after telling his family he had gone for a walk.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Underwhelming award dullness

Penarth Times: Knitting shop named the best in Wales

I bet the other one's FUMING.

Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black

Sex doll weirdness

Hereford Times: Woman shares home with husband's 240 life-size sex dolls

Well, if it's going to keep him off the streets...

"Their bizarre hobby involves naming and dressing the £4,000 dolls together, and taking them on photoshoots to the Black Mountains."

Oh.

Monday, 22 September 2014

Sunday, 21 September 2014