Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Trapped cow dullness

Bournemouth Echo: Cow rescued from mud

"It was rescued safely from the bog and made warm"

...over a barbecue

Monday, 27 May 2013

Saturday, 25 May 2013

Open Day Dullness

Business Dorset: Company to hold open day

Hey! I'm not missing the Five-axis CNC facility, working in two dimensions that haven't even been invented yet

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Saturday, 18 May 2013

Nice copper dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Police officer nice to small boy

Despite my cynicism, this is actually a heartwarmer. A heartwarmer BUT NOT NEWS

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Monday, 13 May 2013

Albino Mole dullness

North Devon Journal: Man catches albino mole

Standard happy ending: He killed it and ate it*

*He didn't kill it and eat it

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Sunday, 5 May 2013