Thursday 27 February 2014

Wednesday 26 February 2014

Tuesday 25 February 2014

Lost monkey dullness

Reading Post: Toy monkey found

Shan't bore you with the fact that this was news for three days. Happy ending - they burned it.

Sunday 23 February 2014

Monday 17 February 2014

Sunday 16 February 2014

Friday 14 February 2014

Thursday 13 February 2014

Hanging basket dullness

Henley Standard: Delivery of hanging basket pole delayed

Includes far too much detail about hanging basket poles and the positioning thereof

Saturday 8 February 2014

BREAKING NEWS: We have no news

Linlithgow Gazette: Not much going on around here, so here's a nice picture somebody sent in

I'm led to believe that this was actually their website lead story for a while.

Spotter: Count Otto Black

Friday 7 February 2014

Thursday 6 February 2014

Tuesday 4 February 2014

Monday 3 February 2014

Saturday 1 February 2014