Thursday, 22 October 2015

Peter Andre dullness - The Embiggening

Greenwich News Shopper: Peter Andre visits a boat

Shropshire Star: Peter Andre to turn on Telford's Christmas lights

Reading Post: Peter Andre to visit a record shop

Here's what we do when he turns up in Telford or Reading: Everybody hide, and make him think he's arrived in a ghost town. Then we all shamble out of our hiding places done up as zombies and he either runs away, or we have the best ever Thriller dance-off. I am not mad. 

And, for the sake of balance:

Bexley News Shopper: Katie Price visits a night club


Spotter's Badge: Neil

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