Why oh why oh why are women taking over everywhere?
Quite easily the dullest - and strangest - letter I've seen published by a local newspaper for quite some time.
Here's the whole thing, in case it disappears from the internet:
"I notice that more and more in life, and in fiction, there seem to be more women in the church taking the place of the vicar.
This is also happening on allotments, with more women taking on allotments than men. Why? I do not have the answer."