Sunday, 30 August 2015

Saturday, 29 August 2015

Recruitment agency press release disguised as news

Get Reading: Recruitment agency is doing OK

"...are delighted at being named in 92nd position in the Thames Valley 250 list for the fourth year in a row."

HOT SHIT.

Friday, 28 August 2015

Peter Andre goes on holiday dullness

Bridgwater Mercury: Peter Andre goes on holiday

Tenuous local angle aside, Peter appears so frequently on this site, he's getting his own tag

Thursday, 27 August 2015

Cinema dullness

Nottingham Post: Cinema gets new seats

They'll be sticky and covered in bodily juices within a month.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Urban fox dullness

London Evening Standard: Fox has a sleep

Notting Hill. The most exciting thing to happen there since Hugh Grant.

Bolton News: They also have urban foxes in Bolton

Except they're rougher round the edges and don't drive a Fiat 500

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Sunday, 23 August 2015

Trapped pigeon dullness

Oxford Times: Pigeon trapped inside former shop

A heart-warming story of people being kind to their fellow living creature, after which it flew at them and pecked their faces off.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Saturday, 22 August 2015

Friday, 21 August 2015

Band dullness

Lancashire Telegraph: Local band get record deal

So far so good, but click through for the rest of the story. It's majestic.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Thursday, 20 August 2015

Lost and found dullness

Sutton Coldfield Observer: Set of car keys found

All kicking off in Sutton Coldfield this week.

Spotter's Badge: Don

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Supermarket bread dullness

Scunthorpe Telegraph: Lidl supermarket to get bread counter

 Lidl says the proposed 'backnische' operation will allow products to be baked and sold within the same part of the store - increasing efficiency and productivity.

That's where I fell asleep.

Spotter's Badge: Susie

Sunday, 16 August 2015

Thursday, 13 August 2015

Towering inferno dullness

Lynn News: Firefighters put out saucepan fire

Lincolnshire Fire and Rescue said the blaze was put out by firemen removing the pan from the heat source.

Amazing.

Spotter's Badge: Jonny

Tuesday, 11 August 2015

Metal detector dullness

Lancashire Telegraph: Man finds something, but it belongs to somebody else

Look at him. It's pissing with rain, but he's smiling. Get in the sea.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Sunday, 9 August 2015

Saturday, 8 August 2015

Thursday, 6 August 2015

Long beard dullness

Oxford Mail: Actor doesn't shave

He'll be a shoe-in for any forthcoming role as Gerry Adams.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Monday, 3 August 2015

Sheeran/Scherzinger dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Famous people go down the pub

That photo does Sheeran no justice at all. He really doesn't look like a potato.

Spotter's Badge: Dave